lolsotrue: #695
The air that you breathe in is made up of the farts of every living thing in the world combined.
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lolsotrue: #659
Hi spider. Nice spider. Come let me pet you; with my shoe! Haha spider. Dead spider.
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lolsotrue: #640
The first person who pulled an egg out from under a chicken's butt and ate it must have been really hungry.
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lolsotrue: #636
Dear Spongebob, you live in Bikini Bottom & you're super absorbent?
Sincerely, you're a tampon.
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lolsotrue: #597
Whenever a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to let them know what I'm capable of.
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lolsotrue: #593
You can't make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them & hope they panic & give in.
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