People claim to be into recycling, but watch their faces as you rinse out a condom.
Someday, there will be a time when chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Why do we kill people, who kill other people, to show that killing people is wrong?
Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one, what's your plan?
I will never understand neckties. What good is it to start the day by tying a mini noose around your neck?
A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy and his owner beats him.
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