lolsotrue: #1906
I won't take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, they would have time to move.
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lolsotrue: #1890
I wonder if aliens ask each other if they believe in humans.
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lolsotrue: #1838
Have you noticed that the & symbol looks like a guy dragging his butt across the floor?
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lolsotrue: #1671
I love sleeping, it's like death without the commitment.
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lolsotrue: #1619
Wondering what terrorists and criminals were like when they were babies.
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lolsotrue: #1607
I love you and all, but if there's a zombie apocalypse, I'm sacrificing you.
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