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Joined: Jul 26, 2014
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Jenni the giraffe is here to provide gut-busting quotes. I live in Missouri, land of caves. No joke... there are A LOT of caves. Also tornadoes. Lots and lots of tornadoes. What would you do for a Klondike bar?? I like to read, play v-ball and basketball, run, be the most nerdiest girl ever, duct tape things, praise pumpkin spice lattes, play Temple Run 2, eat a lot, do homework (JK), be a Whovian ;), and make quotes for the world to see :D Message meh :3

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laughlifeaway I unfriended u because I dont actually no u well enough to call u my friend but I would dtill like to chat and such
me555 Do you like Doctor Who? You have liked a few Doctor Who quotes... Your quotes are REALLY good

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My Quotes (131)

  • I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
  • You don't know how happy I am when the microwave beeps and my food is ready.
  • It's impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.
  • Why is it called chicken fingers if chickens don't have fingers?

Favorite Quotes (350)

  • Cant stand me? Then sit down.
  • CHOCOLATE Makes your clothes shrink.
  • We're watching Brave. Merida ripped her mother's tapestry, so her mother put her bow in the fire. My mom and two sisters: "The tapestry!!!" My Dad and I: "The bow!"
  • I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.

Favorite LolSoTrue (32)

  • A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
  • If running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge our phones, we would be the healthiest people on the planet.
  • Admit it, you've made a little kid cry and then made them laugh so you wouldn't get in trouble.
  • Me: Mom, I need money. Mom: What? Did you spend those two dollars I gave you in 2013 already?


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