vlung1 United Kingdom Unicorn
Joined: Jun 01, 2015
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DOUGHNUTS (╯°□°)╯(;0;) If you don't like doughnuts... why are you still reading this? It's full of rubbish. Why are you even on my profile? ARE YOU STALKING ME?! If you are... Wait this was meant to be a short Bio. ;-; sry, i don't life obviously.

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jadou Yassss I always have a song stuck in my head right from when I wake up lol I thought I was the only literally
vlung1 :D LOL It's so weird right?!
shahsalman0007 hi velvet :)
vlung1 Hi :)
meemsmcguirk Thanks for the likes and showing me love!^.¥
vlung1 No problem! :3

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My Quotes (15)

  • We all have that creepy teacher that is way too down to earth with students...
  • Writing an essay and doesn't know what to write, be like:
  • I've got sass. Deal with it.
  • Doing a debate and someone says it was China's "natural reaction" to attack Japan in WW2 when they invaded. I was like: UH. SCUSE ME? CHINA HAS NO NATURAL REACTION BECAUSE NOTHING IN CHINA IS NATURAL. DUUUH.

Favorite Quotes (317)

  • Am I the only one that looks at my handwriting and thinks, "If an alien saw this, would they think im using a 27th letter?"
  • Something about hearing the 'breaking news' on TV makes it more interesting than reading an article
  • Someone only calls you while you're at a theatre when you forget to put your phone on vibrate
  • Friend: are you sleeping? I said, ARE YOU SLEEPING! Me: I was. *Two hours later, friend is sleeping. I get a pot and a big metal spoon, and start banging it right infront of their face* Friend: Ahhh! What the @$**^$#! Dude! Me: Oh sorry I was taking a drum lesson. Friend: I was sleeping! Me: So was I.

Favorite LolSoTrue (65)

  • Everyone's getting into relationships and you know what I'm getting? 
Some more food, brb.
  • Never piss off someone who bleeds for 5 days, every month and doesn't die.
  • You should be required to read a book for every 10 selfies you take.
  • Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.


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