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  • then

son : dad, do you know the meaning of tolerance ?

dad : i dont know. lets   search it in the dictionary

now .

son : dad, do you know the meaning of indict ?

dad : google it.
  • when u crashed into a wall and dont want to be embarrassed, say this sentence: "i have the ability to make things in front of me invisible."

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  • The only reason I am smiling too much is because he smiled at me! :D He makes everything better!

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  • Whoever thinks money doesn't buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.
  • Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.
  • Do you ever just wanna meet the opposite sex version of you?
  • Happiness comes from within. That's why it feels good to fart.

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