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  • That time when your girlfriend says she doesn't want anything for her birthday. So you don't get her anything, and then she breaks up with you.
  • On Instagram- OMG I only got 100 likes on this selfie that's been on here for 2 minutes! WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!?! -cries- Selfie! - gets 101 likes in 2 minutes- That's better.
  • When your girlfriend says "Notice anything different?", and you have no idea what she is talking about.
  • When you know there's a booger hanging from your nose, but you don't want to get it off, so you ask your friend to do it as your other friend walks in the door.


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