shanismoothie Germany Unicorn
Joined: Dec 06, 2014
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pigeon321 is that your dog? hes so cute!

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My Quotes (11)

  • The only ones that can really eat spagetti on a date are Lady and the Tramp:)
  • That awkward moment when you click something wrong on the remote control, and everyones screaming at you to put it back to normal again...
  • If chocolate was healthy, I'd be the healthiest person alive
  • Where are people when a unicorn needs a friend?:(

Favorite Quotes (102)

  • Trying to talk to ur crush and being like... "sjehrsvbmwsfgakwrykiyfegbrgsurkyusgdyse"
  • texing ur crush then going back and rereading them like WHY?!?!?!?!?!!?
  • I wonder what would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other...
  • If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that person you like out

Favorite LolSoTrue (92)

  • I hate it when I say I hate everyone and someone's gotta be like, 'Oh except me lol'. Haha no bitch, especially you.
  • Isn't it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?
  • There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.
  • If you're a millionaire and yet you don't own a slide from your bedroom to the pool, you're doing it wrong.


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