sara United States Unicorn
Joined: Aug 19, 2014
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Hi! I play 16 different instruments and I love Harry Potter. I play 3 sports. I am a unicorn. =)

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chicagoduckie omg so many instruments u play :o thats awesome and omg u joined lolsotrue on my b day cx and im a unicorn too :o
besty123 Harry Potter joke: What is Voldemort's face flat?
sara Haha..... My BFF told me that one but still haha!
besty123 He ran into the wrong station wall
sally does you play 14 instuments?? i play the voilin... i taught myself from the Sound of Music.
sara Yep I do! Actually now I play 16... but i play the violin too!

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My Quotes (69)

  • "Hey did you know that your hand is bigger than your face?" "Wow no lemme check-" *Puts their hand up to their face* "Haha!" *slaps them with their own hand*
  • It' okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either.
  • "That's too much bacon." -said no one ever
  • You're my friend and all, but if the zombie apocalypse happens, I'm tripping you.

Favorite Quotes (462)

  • Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a favorite ring, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage guy.
  • I may suck at giving advice, but trust me bro. It works;)
  • me: okay.. I'm gonna start running everyday for 2 months and I'm gonna ride my bike. *less than a week later* me: wow these are like the best chips ever! I've never tried them;come to think of it.. are they new?
  • I don't understand how people can get toned six packs (especially girls my age) and I can't even go one day without eating chips or drinking soda.. I mean I'm skinny but good lord if you looked at that stomach of mine..

Favorite LolSoTrue (23)

  • Don't worry, kids. Being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.
  • Do you ever leave your phone for like an hour and expect to come back to 60 texts but you get none?
  • Can I skip college and go to the part where I become a millionaire?
  • RIP to all the money I've spent on food so far this year.


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