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hmmm.... i'll come back to this............ 😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓

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  • DEAR AUTOCORRECT PLEASE STOP TURNING MY SWEAR WORDS INTO NICE ONES you little piece of shut
  • IF ROBBERS EVER BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND SEARCHED FOR MONEY i would just laugh and search with them...
  • Age 11: I whip my hair back and forth Age 31: I drive my kids back and forth Age 71: I rock my chair back and forth
  • Friend 1: This weekend my cousins are coming over and we're going on a cruise ship! Friend 2: I'm going camping with my parents and our family friends! "So...... what are you doing this weekend???" Me: Well i was just gonna kind of sit on the internet really......heheheh........... *Friends looks at me like I have no life*

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  • When I read "Taylor Swift takes on Apple" I was hoping it was her versus Gwyneth Paltrow's kid in some kind of Hunger Games
  • The first rule of Diet Club: make sure you tell everyone with every social media app available
  • DEAR AUTOCORRECT PLEASE STOP TURNING MY SWEAR WORDS INTO NICE ONES you little piece of shut
  • IF ROBBERS EVER BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND SEARCHED FOR MONEY i would just laugh and search with them...

Favorite LolSoTrue (4)

  • Do you ever leave your phone for like an hour and expect to come back to 60 texts but you get none?
  • If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we're not real friends.
  • The best kinds of laughter: Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent.
  • Ever had that feeling where you just want to jump right out of bed? Me neither.

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