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  • When you are looking at a cute guy and your super pretty friend walks up to him and starts staring at him. *Bitch mode activated*
  • Sometimes, I feel like telling people how big of a f*cking moron they are. However, that is quite frowned apon in this society and is considered rude and inappropriate. And you're too big of a f*cking moron to understand anyway.
  • I don't get why people yell rape if they are being raped. Obviously everyone will run away. Why not yell something like, "Free food!"
  • I wonder what the first hug was like- Person 1: "Let me just wrap my arms around you." Person 2: "What are you doing?" Person 1: "Shhh, just trust me..." Some time traveler from 2014: "hahaha, RAPE!!!!"

Favorite Quotes (6)

  • I wonder what the first hug was like- Person 1: "Let me just wrap my arms around you." Person 2: "What are you doing?" Person 1: "Shhh, just trust me..." Some time traveler from 2014: "hahaha, RAPE!!!!"
  • Parents: "You have a horrible habbit of lying!" Me: *looks into eyes* "Tooth Fairy, Santa Easter Bunny, Happy endings."
  • When others run the mile at school, I walk. Then, I crawl the last hundred meters.
  • Sometimes, I wonder if people just look at me and go, "What the hell is that?!"

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