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my motto is fish.. yours?

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  • You and your mom go to the shop. Your mom goes to the shop you stay in the car. Looking out the window you see a teacher you know smoking. They see you and try to hide the cigarette. You laughing whilst, duh, you've already seen it, they try to get the smoke out of their car. *1 hour later* You're on your Instagram and you post "Our teacher is a smoker." Time to show her how much she should regret her choices. Later you get a comment saying "That explains her husky voice." You say "Lol so true."
  • Mom: You ate all the cookies didn't you. Me: Don't make false accusations. I ate my own imagery and made it real.
  • My thoughts:Damn. This crap is so easy. Teacher: Please answer this question. My thoughts: F*ck, I don't understand how to answer this sh*t

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  • You and your mom go to the shop. Your mom goes to the shop you stay in the car. Looking out the window you see a teacher you know smoking. They see you and try to hide the cigarette. You laughing whilst, duh, you've already seen it, they try to get the smoke out of their car. *1 hour later* You're on your Instagram and you post "Our teacher is a smoker." Time to show her how much she should regret her choices. Later you get a comment saying "That explains her husky voice." You say "Lol so true."
  • Mom: You ate all the cookies didn't you. Me: Don't make false accusations. I ate my own imagery and made it real.

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  • I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.

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