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Joined: Feb 22, 2014
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I am awesome!

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My Quotes (55)

  • When your friend is about to tell your parents that you lied to them:
  • Comments on old YouTubers' videos: 10% actual comments 90% "thumbs up if you're watching in 2015"
  • NERDY PICK-UP LINES* #1 "You must be my complementary angle because we are right together." *Note: These bad pun pick-up lines are meant simply for comedy. Do not form an angry mob if they don't work.
  • BEDHEAD Expectation Reality

Favorite Quotes (88)

  • we all have that one skinny friend who eats more than a fat person
  • That amazing moment when you grab a load from the washer and your fluffy pj's are out, it's like, "Hallelujah!"(face plants into pile of clothing clumsily and waves limbs around, digging through clothes to find pj's).
  • If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that person you like out
  • I use sarcasm because beating the crap out of people is illegal

Favorite LolSoTrue (26)

  • Adults who complain about the younger generation are really just saying that their generation did a crappy job raising their kids.
  • 'You wore that before.' 'Yeah, that's because it's my shirt and I have a washing machine.'
  • The closest I've come to murder is holding my Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop.
  • If running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge our phones, we would be the healthiest people on the planet.


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