maddithecrazycatlady

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  • Only in

School 

can 

someone eat 

98 candy bars 

and not get 

diabetes.
  • I woke up this morning and it felt like the weight of the world was on my chest.

It was actually just my really fat cat trying to suffocate me.
  • My mom told me to get her a drink with the old "You're younger!" line.

I told her to get it herself with the new "You need to get all the exercice you can before the arthritis sets in!" line.

Favorite Quotes (4)

  • Why do they name hurricanes soft names like Jose or Sandy? Name that beast Hurricane Death and I guarantee everyone will evacuate immediately
  • I'm the kind of person who would say "okie dokie" during a high-stakes drug deal with a violent cartel
  • does anyone else get pissed when someone says "did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" LIKE IT'S MY BED. WHAT SIDE IS WRONG?
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Dear radio station,

Did you know Taylor Swift is not the only popular American singer you can play

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