maddithecrazycatlady United States Female
Joined: Jun 01, 2018
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  • Only in



someone eat 

98 candy bars 

and not get 

  • I woke up this morning and it felt like the weight of the world was on my chest.

It was actually just my really fat cat trying to suffocate me.
  • My mom told me to get her a drink with the old "You're younger!" line.

I told her to get it herself with the new "You need to get all the exercice you can before the arthritis sets in!" line.

Favorite Quotes (4)

  • Why do they name hurricanes soft names like Jose or Sandy? Name that beast Hurricane Death and I guarantee everyone will evacuate immediately
  • I'm the kind of person who would say "okie dokie" during a high-stakes drug deal with a violent cartel
  • does anyone else get pissed when someone says "did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" LIKE IT'S MY BED. WHAT SIDE IS WRONG?


Dear radio station,

Did you know Taylor Swift is not the only popular American singer you can play


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