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clithridiat Hey, I love your quotes!

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  • Everyone says that you only fall in love once. But that's not true because every time I see you I fall in love with you all over again.
  • Am I crazy or falling in love ?
  • I can do it... I can do it.. Cause I'm only human. And I bleed when I fall down. I'm only human. And I crash and I break down. Words in my head, knives in my heart. You build me up then I fall apart, cause I'm only HUMAN -Christina Perri
  • 5 funny things that are true about life: 1. having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree 2. Marriage is when one person is always right and the other is always the husband 3. you can't buy love but you pay heavily for it 4. Wife and Husband always compromise; husband admits that he is wrong and wife agrees with him 5. out language is our mother tounge because out father never gets to speak

Favorite Quotes (61)

  • I can do it... I can do it.. Cause I'm only human. And I bleed when I fall down. I'm only human. And I crash and I break down. Words in my head, knives in my heart. You build me up then I fall apart, cause I'm only HUMAN -Christina Perri
  • 5 funny things that are true about life: 1. having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree 2. Marriage is when one person is always right and the other is always the husband 3. you can't buy love but you pay heavily for it 4. Wife and Husband always compromise; husband admits that he is wrong and wife agrees with him 5. out language is our mother tounge because out father never gets to speak
  • What did one eye say to the other eye? Don't look now, but something between us smells.
  • There are two muffins in an oven... One muffin turns to the other muffin and says,"Boy, it's hot in here!!" Then the other muffin says, "OMG, OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Favorite LolSoTrue (11)

  • Perfect has 7 letters and so does 'meeeeee'. Coincidence? I think not.
  • 'I need to stop', I whispered to myself, as I clicked 'next episode'.
  • I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
  • Person 1: I'm really athletic. Person 2: I'm hilarious. Person 3: I'm gorgeous. Me: I can breathe.

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