jjasso007 United States Male
Joined: Jan 23, 2014
955 Quotes Made

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Registered Nurse, Actor, sporadic bartender, Exercise Physiologist, movie critic and overall funny guy. Making the world a better place one day at a time

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leigh thx for accepting my friend request!
leigh : )
jjasso007 Anytime!
epic72 Heyo.
epic72 Your posts :)
jjasso007 Ayyyyye! What's good?
jadou lol i feel ya. How are you doing today? I'm tired and sad; i'll make a quote to why
jjasso007 AAAAYYYYYEEEEEE!!!! HOw's everything??? I've been super busy with work, just getting some really sick patients in the ICU, so when I'm off, I basically just die, haha.
jadou Wow I made a type I'm so smart... smh XD
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My Quotes (955)

  • You ever notice how, in horror movies, teens get butchered and killed left and right but their friends still go to school?

I used to want to stay home if it rained
  • Me when I do something dumb while driving: "Oops, my bad! Sorry!"

Me when someone else does something dumb while driving: 

"Who gave this dumb shit a license?!"
  • Was dragged into Sephora and the makeup artist asked this woman if she was allergic to anything and she said “shrimp”
  • Good morning to everyone, especially to the older woman in the crosswalk on my way to work who didn’t like that someone honked at her to hurry, so she stopped and did a couple jumping jacks

Favorite Quotes (72)

  • I can look directly at someone, nod when they're talking, maybe even throw in a "yeah," and still not hear a single word they said
  • Seriously though, why is fruit so expensive???Like, I want some strawberries, not the tears of Jesus
  • The short answer is no. The long answer is oh fuck no.
  • I'd have sex with Martha Stewart just for the amazing breakfast she would make the next morning

Favorite LolSoTrue (1)

  • I hate it when I say I hate everyone and someone's gotta be like, 'Oh except me lol'. Haha no bitch, especially you.


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