jjasso007 United States Male
Joined: Jan 23, 2014
945 Quotes Made

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Registered Nurse, Actor, sporadic bartender, Exercise Physiologist, movie critic and overall funny guy. Making the world a better place one day at a time

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leigh thx for accepting my friend request!
leigh : )
jjasso007 Anytime!
epic72 Heyo.
epic72 Your posts :)
jjasso007 Ayyyyye! What's good?
jadou lol i feel ya. How are you doing today? I'm tired and sad; i'll make a quote to why
jjasso007 AAAAYYYYYEEEEEE!!!! HOw's everything??? I've been super busy with work, just getting some really sick patients in the ICU, so when I'm off, I basically just die, haha.
jadou Wow I made a type I'm so smart... smh XD
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My Quotes (945)

  • Just sneezed in public and no one blessed me, so I apologise, in advance, for all the forthcoming plagues
  • Coworker totally upset because her boyfriend broke up with her through a text message and the supervisor's gonna say, "That’s why we stay off our phones at work". I'm dead
  • Ran into my 5’1” friend and her 5’2” boyfriend and it felt like I was walking two Pomeranians
  • Unless your baby is holding up the Wu Tang sign, I don't really need to see your ultrasound photos

Favorite Quotes (72)

  • I can look directly at someone, nod when they're talking, maybe even throw in a "yeah," and still not hear a single word they said
  • Seriously though, why is fruit so expensive???Like, I want some strawberries, not the tears of Jesus
  • The short answer is no. The long answer is oh fuck no.
  • I'd have sex with Martha Stewart just for the amazing breakfast she would make the next morning

Favorite LolSoTrue (1)

  • I hate it when I say I hate everyone and someone's gotta be like, 'Oh except me lol'. Haha no bitch, especially you.


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