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Hey there, curious stranger. How are you? I read, bake (recently made some coconut-banana-chocolate chip muffins...), love people, unicorn at my core, and French. I'm also a very good listener. Have a good day!

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shanna heyyy....im bak :D just thought id say hi/...looongg time no speak!
steph haha thanks for the comment on that one post of mine! I saw that post on Tumblr and borrowed it!! XD
jadou Heyyyy no problem and I don't remember the tumblr thing lol I'll just go and check it out
ayushashete thank you for all d likes!!!!

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My Quotes (75)

  • I just realized... Teachers are basically attention seekers
  • https://www.gofundme.com/xfxsheyc?utm_source=internal&utm_medium=email&utm_content=CTA_view_campaign&utm_campaign=donation_receiptv5 It's easier to read it that way. The link is also on my page. Just click under my profile picture. I love you all!!
  • https://www.gofundme.com/xfxsheyc?utm_source=internal&utm_medium=email&utm_content=cta_view_campaign&utm_campaign=donation_receiptv5 Please go and support my friend and her family. She now has to move because they can't afford the rent where we live. Please also share the love by sending this to other people that you know. It would mean a lot to all of you who participated. -Jade <3
  • My friend came crying her eyes out this morning because her dad died in a car crash, when its Uber driver was drunk. Don't drink and drive at the same time. It kills people.

Favorite Quotes (1733)

  • When your parents don't want to drop you off - Them: Take your bike. Me: But it's dark. I can get kidnapped, murdered, held for ransom! Them: Oh well, one less child to worry about.
  • When a cloning machine is discovered: Writer: I will never run out of ideas! Politician: I will always win an election! Scientist: I can make so many discoveries! Conspiracy Theorist: This is a sign! Dictator: I will rule the world! Me: I can have a massive snowball fight!
  • The moment of hope you get when your crush loves the same baby names you do
  • [Lawyer voice] The prosecution makes a compelling arguement, but have you consider this *puts middle finger up*

Favorite LolSoTrue (72)

  • Life is too short for fake butter, cheese or people.
  • You should be required to read a book for every 10 selfies you take.
  • Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.
  • Do you ever just wanna meet the opposite sex version of you?


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