heygirlhey United States Unicorn
Joined: Jun 03, 2014
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i am a unicorn so what...are you sexist...racist....i knew it... jk...... maybe

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sally hikaydince
heygirlhey hey :)
steph You are gorgeous!! And I like your sweatshirt too ^-^
heygirlhey thanksss!!
hightops i luvvvvv ur hair and glasses...they r totes adorbes
heygirlhey thannnkyaa

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My Quotes (13)

  • Obama said " Yes we can!" I say "Yes weekend"
  • if i wanted to listen to an asshole, i'd fart.....
  • I Got 99 Problems and money can solve almost 73 of them....
  • Expectation Reality girl: im soo cold Girl: im cold boy: (puts his arm Boy: you should've around her) your jacket. feel better now?

Favorite Quotes (137)

  • I like using Big words That i dont Fully Understand to make myself sound more photosynthesis
  • -Falls off a chair- Oh, i'm fine! It just hurts a little. -Steps on a lego- OW! OW! OW! CALL THE HOPSITAL. Logic.
  • Thankyou for updating instagram again with what you had for dinner. The suspense was killing me.
  • If Watermelon exists, why doesn't Earthmelon, Firemelon and Airmelon? The Elemelons.

Favorite LolSoTrue (11)

  • Dear auto correct, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
  • When people ask, 'What the hell were you thinking?' Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain it.
  • I hate brushing my teeth at night because that means that I can't have anymore food and I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.
  • Do you ever play a song and realized you were too distracted to appreciate it so you replay it?


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