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My Quotes (108)

  • "Do you think I make too many references to dinosaurs when I write?" I asked my friend. Like the P in Pterodactyl, she was silent.
  • Dear Teacher, If I sit next to my best friend, I'll whisper to her. If you move me away, I'll shout to her. It's Your choice
  • Dear face wash commericals, Nobody actually washes their face like that Sincerely, My whole damn floor is wet
  • Dream List (continued) *Say in a demonic voice "I must find a more suitable Host body *When visiting someone's home, hide & come out of their closet when they come nearand say "I'm back from Narnia!"

Favorite Quotes (489)

  • "Do you think I make too many references to dinosaurs when I write?" I asked my friend. Like the P in Pterodactyl, she was silent.
  • it's weird that when we realize what life really is we live every second in our lifes as if it was the last day! ~RLBAE8
  • My own "No Valentine" starter pack.
  • Another Valentines Day, another year I'm single..... *sigh*

Favorite LolSoTrue (36)

  • I have no time for stupid people but they sure do have time for me.
  • I think we need to establish a minimum IQ before allowing people access to the internet.
  • You call me your best friend, but where were you when my selfie only had 4 likes?
  • I don't get older. I level up.

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