beadology33 United States Male
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faiido.mohamed Why shouldn't really short people wear horizontal stripes? I don't get that joke.
beadology33 it makes them look even shorter
faiido.mohamed Heey, online buddy!
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beadology33 hi

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Nothing like trying to sleep in dead silence to make you scared of the dark


Why is it ok and advocated for normal people to wear an outfit many times but unheard of in Hollywood?




Putting on a nice outfit only to find out you had no place to go that day





Was that my phone?



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