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faiido.mohamed Why shouldn't really short people wear horizontal stripes? I don't get that joke.
beadology33 it makes them look even shorter
faiido.mohamed Heey, online buddy!
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beadology33 hi

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Dear radio station,

Did you know Taylor Swift is not the only popular American singer you can play
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This generation will never know how much fun the foot-pushed skooters were
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That WTF moment when you find out 'The Shawshank Redemption' was written by Stephen King
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Never insult comedians, they can turn it back on you. 

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