amoscribere1999

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  • First World Problems #8 The cold butter won't spread on my toast. :(
  • First World Problems #7 The song you made the Pandora station for so might hear it comes on and you hit dislike. /fail
  • First World Problems #6 Virgins are so rare these days. They're like, unicorns. "Bow to the righteous unicorn in her abstinence!"
  • First World Problems #5 My laptop is about to die, but the charger is in another room and I just got comfortable. /fail

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