My parents: You're beautiful.
Old people: I bet boys are chasing after you already.
Boys my age: Ew, what is that creature?
When I'm in the car and a sad song comes on the radio, I stare out the window and pretend to act it out.
You know you're a ninja when you're able to walk out of the shadows and scare a sibling, even when they were staring straight at you.
That awkward moment in a store when your mom asks if you need some tampons.
That annoying moment when you have actually been doing your work, then on that one second when you relax, your parents enter the room.
Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, neither can the rapist. Sincerely, your daughter.
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