Dear Facebook friends, Stop with the damn game requests! We don't want to play the games. If we did, then we wouldn't need the requests. Sincerely, Everyone on Facebook











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Dear friends on Facebook, It's extremely hard to have a one sided conversation. If I wanted to do that, I could talk to myself in a mirror. Sincerely, Your friend











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Dumbass boy: are you a lesbian? Me: What because I don't fancy you or any of your asshole friends? Dumbass boy: em? Me: no but looking at you and your friends, I think I might rather be.











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when you're trying to tell a story but your friends aren't listening











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ALL MY FRIENDS' BEDHEADS











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friends birthdays... me: OMG! I'm totally getting you the best birthday present ever. friend: aww thanks, but you don't need to spend your money on me. Me: You thought I was paying with my money?*laughs* I'm not wasting my money on a birthday present, I'm using my dad's money friend: oh, well then it better be expensive!











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