A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.







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I think my boyfriend is hallucinating. He keeps telling me he's seeing other people.







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When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!







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The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.







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My relationship is so perfect, and my boyfriend does this cute thing where he doesn't exist .







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A relationship is only for two people, but some bitches don't know how to count.







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