Ever look at your ex and thought 'Was I drunk during our whole relationship?'







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I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but I don't play games with people I care about. 
It's called being a grown-up. You should try it sometime.







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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking. But a wise man tells her she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.







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Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.







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Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe and we'll see how far you go.







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They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.







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