Marriage is the alliance of two people. One of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: A little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
Relationships these days:
One male, one female, one ex trying to mess it up & one friend secretly hoping it ends.
A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service. And what do you do with a phone with no service? You play games.
Ever look at your ex and thought 'Was I drunk during our whole relationship?'
I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but I don't play games with people I care about.
It's called being a grown-up. You should try it sometime.
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