An EX should mean: 1. Thanks for the EXperience 2. Our time has EXpired 3. Now please EXit my life







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Why are you single?
I don't know, ask all the people that won't date me.







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True love is not having to hold your farts in anymore.







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Lying in bed, wondering if it's worth it to get up and pee.







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I don't chase after anyone. 
If you wanna walk out of my life, I'll hold the door open for you.







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People who share their food with me have a special place in my heart.







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