Relationships are basically just two people constantly asking each other what they want to eat, until one of them dies.







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Everyone's getting into relationships and you know what I'm getting? Some more food, brb.







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Taking back your ex is like buying your crap back from your own garage sale.







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If you have someone in your life who laughs at the same crap as you do, no matter how messed up it is, they're your soul mate.







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Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.







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Everyone has that one ex that they don't want the world to know they have ever dated.







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