lolsotrue: #1354
Cashier: Have a nice day.
Me: Don't tell me what to do!
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lolsotrue: #1342
Grammar, the main difference between 'Let's eat, Grandma!' and 'Let's eat Grandma!'.
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lolsotrue: #1293
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president but fifty for Miss America?
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lolsotrue: #1282
The person who coined 'sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me', has clearly never been hit by a dictionary before.
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lolsotrue: #1274
I bet tightrope walkers have no trouble passing police sobriety tests.
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lolsotrue: #1251
They say music has the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a baseball bat first.
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