Nice try blocked number, but I don't even answer my phone when I know who is calling.







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Happiness comes from within. That's why it feels good to fart.







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I hate it when I say I hate everyone and someone's gotta be like, 'Oh except me lol'. Haha no bitch, especially you.







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Isn't it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?







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If a man says you're ugly, he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly, she's envious. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly.







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Since when did we replace the word 'said' with 'was like'?







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