We are bestfriends.
Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up after I finish laughing.
The moment when in you are in bed texting with the phone above your head and the phone just decides to attack your face.
That urge you get to write,
'No one gives a shit' on someone's status.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, 'Well, that's not going to happen'.
Dear Best Friend, I promise to be your lesbian lover when an ugly guy hits on you.
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