Dear 11 year olds on Facebook with 'It's Complicated'. Seriously? What did he do? Steal your animal crackers?
I've always wanted to go into an elevator full of strangers & say, 'I bet you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today.'
I remember too many small details about people. Sometimes I have to act dumb so I don't freak them out.
Ever made fun of someone so much that you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?
Saying you'll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself it's not important.
People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
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