When the biggest pimple in the history of pimples decides to show up on picture day.
Girls are like Blackberrys, they only work when you rub one little button. Men are like iPhones, one touch anywhere and they respond.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
I hate when I only like a class because a certain person is in it, and that person isn't there.
Apple was considering making an iPod for kids but apparently, the name 'iTouch Kids' didn't sit too well.
Facebook is not a place to write how you feel all the time. Get a notebook.
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