Planning the conversation in your head before asking your parents for something big.
Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.
That awkward moment when you're in an elevator with an obese guy and he catches you staring at the weight limit sign.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
I think hitch-hikers are really friendly. I've gone past three in the last hour and they all gave me the thumbs up.
Walking over to make sure that the door is locked while watching a scary movie at home.
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