lolsotrue: #1171
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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lolsotrue: #1547
Don't think you're fooling anyone when you reply 'maybe' to that Facebook invite. Everyone knows that's a firm, 'Hell no!'
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lolsotrue: #1615
Did you get a haircut?
Nah, I got them all cut.
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lolsotrue: #1323
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head & a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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lolsotrue: #279
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
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lolsotrue: #534
If you don't like me, you're the only one who cares.
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