Some people think they are funny, when in fact they are just plain annoying.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all it's students.
Dear Mom, there are teenagers who are using drugs & getting pregnant. I'm sitting here on the internet.
Sincerely, you're welcome.
Condoms are like parents.
They are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around.
That annoying moment when you have actually been doing your work, then on that one second when you relax, your parents enter the room.
Hurricanes are like women.
When they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave, they take your house and car.
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