Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we would be put in a mental hospital.
I hate when it's dark and your brain is suggesting, 'You know what we haven't thought about in a while? Demons.'
Laughing so hard, no noise comes out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family.
When I text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?
Nothing is really lost until your mom can't find it.
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