That moment when you stare at a text you just sent to your friend and think, "That sounded so much better in my head..."











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10 Facts About You: 1: You are reading this right now. 2: You're realizing that is a stupid fact. 4: You didn't realize I skipped number 3. 5: You're checking now. 6: You're smiling. 7: You're still reading this even though its stupid. 9: You didn't realize I skipped number 8. 10: You're checking again and smiling because you fell for it again. 11: You're enjoying this. 12: You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts.











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Based on how I react when toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.











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JAPANESE EMOTICONS (n_n) (._.) (-_-) (@_@) (o_o) (*^*) smile uh-oh tired dizzy amazed astonished (>.<) (^o^) (o_O) (!_!) (x.x) (*o*) ouch glad confused sad dead incredible (9_9) (xox) (o_o) ('_') (-_o) (u_u) tired nooo seriously? serious wink tired











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Dear Parents, Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy names Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a theif. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attened a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel at a young age.











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When I see my parents trying to use the internet











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If a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room, all they'd have to do is turn off my wifi because I'm sure as hell gonna see why it ain't working.











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When I see someone I hate getting into trouble











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