lolsotrue: #1770
Hurricanes are like women.
When they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave, they take your house and car.
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lolsotrue: #1698
Some people are such treasures you really just want to bury them.
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lolsotrue: #1685
Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like little gasoline thieves.
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lolsotrue: #1661
Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.
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lolsotrue: #1622
I hate when someone's about to tell you something then they say 'never mind'. You brought it up, now you have to say it.
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lolsotrue: #1613
Well behaved women rarely make history.
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