lolsotrue: #1142
Girls are like magic.
They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard!
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lolsotrue: #1140
Crocs are for people who want to add a degree of difficulty to getting laid.
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lolsotrue: #1139
He broke her heart.
She broke his X-Box.
I think we all know who cried harder.
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lolsotrue: #1125
I love everybody.
Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face.
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lolsotrue: #1109
There are two types of people in this world. The ones who admit they pee in the shower, and then the liars.
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lolsotrue: #1102
Bikinis expose 90% of a woman's body, but men are so decent and well-behaved that they only look at the 10% that is covered!
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