Girls are like magic.
They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard!
Crocs are for people who want to add a degree of difficulty to getting laid.
He broke her heart.
She broke his X-Box.
I think we all know who cried harder.
I love everybody.
Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face.
There are two types of people in this world. The ones who admit they pee in the shower, and then the liars.
Bikinis expose 90% of a woman's body, but men are so decent and well-behaved that they only look at the 10% that is covered!
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