Teacher: Why are you late? Me: I got ran over by a car, and it made me dizzy so I walked into a tree, which made me lose sense of direction. Then I wandered into a field and got struck by lightning 5 times before the news helicopter came to take me to the BBC for the story of the crash that happened right after I was ran over. After the hour long interview I went in a taxi who threw me out so I had to walk from London. Teacher: I see.

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Teacher: Why are you late? Me: I got ran over by a car, and it made me dizzy so I walked into a tree, which made me lose sense of direction. Then I wandered into a field and got struck by lightning 5 times before the news helicopter came to take me to the BBC for the story of the crash that happened right after I was ran over. After the hour long interview I went in a taxi who threw me out so I had to walk from London. Teacher: I see.
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