That awkward moment when your date wants to take off your shoes and you panic because you walked all day, so you put on your sexy face, shove him down onto the bed, purr like a kitten, and try to keep him busy with kisses while you playfully kick your shoes three-miles down-wind and pray that the perfume you dabbed on eight hours earlier will overwhelm the unholy smell of your feet.

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That awkward moment when your date wants to take off your shoes and you panic because you walked all day, so you put on your sexy face, shove him down onto the bed, purr like a kitten, and try to keep him busy with kisses while you playfully kick your shoes three-miles down-wind and pray that the perfume you dabbed on eight hours earlier will overwhelm the unholy smell of your feet.
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