That awkward moment when you have a better chance at finding Waldo than a boyfriend.

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Stalking my crush is such a strong accusation. I prefer the term 'intense research on an individual'.

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I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off.

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Love is a fire. Whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

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Me without you is like Pepsi without cans. Pedophiles without vans. Jersey shore without tans.

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Love is like farting. If you have to force it, then it's probably shit.

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