Life is too short for fake butter, cheese or people.

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Our hair turning gray is like our body running out of ink.

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If running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge our phones, we would be the healthiest people on the planet.

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Don't worry, kids. Being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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How am I supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food?

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They say money can't buy you happiness, but being broke buys you nothing.

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