They say money can't buy you happiness, but being broke buys you nothing.

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Everything enjoyable makes you fat, an addict or broke.

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The awkward moment when you die and your life flashes before you and all you see is the Internet.

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Better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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I hate when you had a bad day and instead of people trying to cheer you up, it becomes a competition of 'who's had the shittest life'.

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Dear Tuesday, nobody likes you either. You're just Monday's ugly cousin.

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