I accidentally clicked on Internet Explorer and now I have to wait an hour for it to open so I can close it.

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Facebook is for friends that are now strangers. Twitter and Tumblr are for strangers that should be your friends.

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Oh, you liked my picture from four months ago? You obviously weren't stalking me.

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When an ugly bitch puts 'SWAG' as her photo caption, you and your best friend give each other 'the look'.

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I hate it when people post a Facebook status or tweet instead of confronting that person.

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Google must be a woman because it knows EVERYTHING.

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