lolsotrue: #896
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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lolsotrue: #798
Her: All men are all the same!
Me: Who told you to try them all?
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lolsotrue: #779
Did you do your makeup this morning, or did your face get attacked by Crayola?
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lolsotrue: #771
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!
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lolsotrue: #764
Boy: Why do you wear a bra? You don't have anything to put in it.
Girl: You wear pants don't you?
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lolsotrue: #637
It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me.
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