Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.

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I have no time for stupid people but they sure do have time for me.

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Sorry that offended you, I really didn't think you'd get it.

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Have you ever listened to somebody speak and wonder who ties their shoelaces for them?

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I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.

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I'm not saying you're stupid, you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.

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