Me: Does nothing for days Me: Today is a 'me' day. I deserve it, I need to relax.

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Procrastination has taught me how to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in 30 minutes.

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Whoever thinks money doesn't buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

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The worst thing is when you have a song stuck in your head but you only know one line.

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There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.

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That awkward moment when you remember something funny, start smiling like an idiot and everyone stares at you.

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