That moment of shame when an automatic door wouldn't open for you.







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'That's great dear', is grandma's version of  'Cool story bro'.







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Yes, I know I can't sing. 
Yes, I'm going to keep singing anyway.







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Vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions.







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How many times do I have to say 'excuse me' before 'get the hell out of my way' becomes acceptable?







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If I was meant to be controlled, I would have came with a remote.







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