The first hug must have been so awkward.
'What are you doing? 
Why are you holding me?'
'Shhh, just trust me.'

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The amount of sleep required by the average person is 'five more minutes'.

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They say revenge is a dish best served cold. They also say revenge is sweet, so basically, revenge is ice cream.

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My neighbors listen to some excellent music. Whether they like it or not.

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That sexy face you make when you eat something really sour.

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Some people are such treasures that you really just wanna bury them.

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